From the Desk of Ronald Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy & Chadwick L. Swiss
Saturday, December 17th 2005
To whom it may or may not concern,
We, the afford mentioned party, would like to tell you fine people of the Tales of the Parodyverse messageboard that we have been victims of Identity Thief. We have entrusted the writting of our exploits into the cappable hands of a one Mister Brian Robinson, other wise known to you as L!. Up until this point the ride to semi-stardom has been a smooth one. Today, we hit a roadblock.
Mister Robinson had just posted to your fine messageboard the prologue to one of our rescent adventures, The Return of Chrismahannaqwanza where in which we share some time with Lair Legion associate member, Lee Bookman. Further parts of this saga are forth coming. Mister Robinson posted the prologue on Wednesday, December 14th. We, Misters' Beeslyhuxtoy & Swiss, knew that Mister Robinson would visiting one of his Grandmother's until mid-Saturday the 17th & would be unable to reply until then. We were fine with this & choose to not check for any replies to said story until that time. It was at that time when Mister Robinson was about to reply when We found out that a person had been posing as Mister Beeslyhuxtoy & posting replies to the prologue. The Comments made by this "Ronnie" were cleary out of character. Most notable was that "Ronnie" was not aware of certain facts in Mister Beeslyhuxtoy's life like the fact of what type candy his pet hamster, Little Cat, eats. As put forth in many a story piece Little Cat only eats a special type of Jelly Beans. The imposter "Ronnie" made the comment of feeding Little Cat, the Mars Inc. candy, M&M's. Mister's Beeslyhuxtoy & Swiss were shocked to hear that anyone would want to feed Little Cat a product that was made with Chocolate, a food substance that is known to be poisonous to animals & would cause the untimely death of said pet.
Mister's Beeslyhuxtoy, Robinson & Swiss hope that their will be no further post "highjacking" that result in death threats. Highjacking of this kind is simply uncalled for.
Thank you for your time.
Mister's Ronald Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy & Chadwick L. Swiss
Note dictated by Mister Beeslyhustoy to Mister Robinson.
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